10 Great Reasons To Have Surgery

10. My insurance covers it.
9. Everyone is doing it.
8. The Doctor said God just threw in an extra part.
7. It hurt so I figured, “Hey, just cut it out.”
6. My Mother-in-Law said her aunt had good results and the guy at the coffee
stand said it worked for him, and he makes good coffee.
5. Going to the chiropractor takes too long.
4. I’ll never have to worry about trouble with that part again.
3. My doctor said I have to.
2. Scars look cool.
1. My doctor just bought a new car and really needs the money.

/sarcasm

*Posted on Facebook by Dr. Jeffrey Craig of Craig Chiropractic in Bend, OR.

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